Buzzkill Phil

memehermetica: It’s only a matter of time.

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:44:24 -0400

memehermetica:

It’s only a matter of time.

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Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:47:05 -0400

President Obama Iotacon cross-stitch, amazing birthday present...

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:38:42 -0400

President Obama Iotacon cross-stitch, amazing birthday present from Jessica! Original artwork from Iotacons by Andy Rash, which I’m a big fan of. Thanks Jessie!

Theory: Michael Jordan is such an ego-maniac that he thinks he...

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:01:27 -0400

Theory: Michael Jordan is such an ego-maniac that he thinks he can re-claim the Hitler mustache as “the Jordan mustache”

Big Bob is in Big Trouble.

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 01:23:23 -0500

Big Bob is in Big Trouble.

His son killed a dog...

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 01:09:00 -0500

When family man Mike Huckabee criticizes well-adjusted, financially stable Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock, just remember that his son killed a dog for fun at boy scout camp.

Mike Huckabee is in as good a position as Michael Vick’s dad to give parental advice.

LBJ SUX TSHIRT from Zazzle.com

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 03:05:56 -0500

LBJ SUX TSHIRT from Zazzle.com

FU LBJ

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:47:10 -0500

FU LBJ

Spider-man: turn off the dark. Official review.

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 23:20:00 -0500

The visuals were awesome, but otherwise it was quite boring and bad.

Overall, I rate this 2 buzzkillphils out of 5.

Tee shirts: $40
Keychains: $10
Magnets: $8

The show is still in previews as of feb 18, 2011. If they rewrite the entire thing, cut it by 45 minutes, and scrap all the songs, there is still hope.

The whitest conversation I’ve ever seen

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 23:32:35 -0500

The whitest conversation I’ve ever seen

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Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:57:14 -0500

Neil Diamond The Chanukah Song (via neildiamond)

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:11:01 -0500

Neil Diamond The Chanukah Song (via neildiamond)

Why does Jerry have “Child’s Play 2” on his...

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:03:27 -0500

Why does Jerry have “Child’s Play 2” on his shelf?

The best.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:52:00 -0400

Last weekend, I was home in Pennsylvania, and my family was watching some old videos. One of the videos we watched was from 1988, when my family visited some sort of resort. At the resort, they had a lip-sync booth, where kids could get up in front of a green screen and lip sync to their fav videos.

So 5-year old Philip obviously lip-synced to Weird Al’s grammy-award-winning video: “Fat”.

The result is below:

I emailed this to my man Gabe, who was as much of a die-hard Weird Al fan as I was. Oddly enough, he had a similar video, which he emailed to me within 2 hours of my email to him.

Happy baby… Big baby Glen Davis

Wed, 26 May 2010 15:03:57 -0400

Happy baby…

Big baby Glen Davis

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Sun, 16 May 2010 22:43:12 -0400

ZDOTD Via That’s What She Said

Thu, 06 May 2010 12:51:46 -0400

ZDOTD

Via That’s What She Said

wait a second

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:15:40 -0400

Bill Maher made an amazing point on Friday night. Mike Huckabee recently said:

“This is not about trying to create statements for people who want to change the basic fundamental definitions of family,” Huckabee said. “And always we should act in the best interest of the children, not in the seeming interest of the adults.”
“Children are not puppies,” he said. ”This is not a time to see if we can experiment and find out, how does this work?”

But why does Mike Huckabee get to be an authority on parenting? Maher decided to go with a Huckabee’s-son-is-obese joke… I prefer the Huckabee’s-son-killed-a-dog route.
From Newsweek:

…allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark. It also prompted the local prosecuting attorney— bombarded with complaints generated by a national animal-rights group—to write a letter to the Arkansas state police seeking help investigating whether David and another teenager had violated state animal-cruelty laws.

So… Maybe Mike Huckabee shouldn’t be allowed to experiment with children?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:44:17 -0400

iPad + Skype + retro handset = ridiculously fun mobile phone - Boing Boing

Sun, 18 Apr 2010 12:44:55 -0400

iPad + Skype + retro handset = ridiculously fun mobile phone - Boing Boing